Archive for June, 2005

The Browncoats Rise Again

Saturday, June 25th, 2005

The Standard has a nice article on Serenity, the forthcoming movie from Joss Whedon: The Browncoats Rise Again. It sounds incredible:

The film more or less wraps up the TV show’s story arc about the psychic sister, River Tam—a crazy girl rescued by her brother Simon from a lab where government spooks poked needles in her brain. The crew is pursued by an eerily calm, sword-carrying assassin (Chiwetel Ejiofor). Vast conspiracies are uncovered. Captain Reynolds takes a number of Harrison Ford-style beatings. There’s a joke about “Rime of the Ancient Mariner.” Adam Baldwin turns in a hilarious, star-making performance as Jayne, a man so tough and stupid he cracks wise with a spear through his leg. The story is grim and quippy and should make sense, more or less, to non-fans.

But if the preview-screening audiences are any indication, anyone who has seen Firefly or cares about its characters will be knocked on his or her fanny by the final third, during which Whedon basically directs the movie like it’s his last—heaping world-changing, Kobayashi Maru levels of abuse on his characters. It’s a nervy, almost sadistic way to reward the long-suffering Browncoats—who were literally gasping and crying during the screening—but it also immediately removes the sense of fluffy-pillow safety that episodic television provides.

I can’t believe I have to wait until the autumn to see this movie.

You’re on the Global Frequency

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

Global Frequency by Warren Ellis was first introduced to me by Hannu, and I loved it immediately.

When I heard that it was going to be turned into a TV series I was really excited. Then I heard that the pilot hadn’t been picked up, and I guess I just resigned myself to the fact. But this weekend the unaired pilot was leaked on BitTorrent, and now the fact that I’m not going to see anymore is just depressing and annoying. It was really, really good. So much better than 99% of what does get picked up. My only complaint was with Jenni Baird as Katrina Finch; I think the character was about as believable a scientist as Dr. Christmas Jones in The World Is Not Enough, and Baird was about as believable an actress in the part as Denise Richards was as Jones. But that didn’t detract from the show, which was dark, dark, dark. As show runner John Rogers wrote in his blog:

It’s a show about how the institutions around us have failed us, and we live in a world of chaos and death, held back only by borderline sociopaths. The HAPPY ending is our hero shoots an innocent man in the face. Oh yeah, slot us right in after Gilmore Girls.

Microformats

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

I’ve just stumbled across Microformats. Interesting. The fact that Eric Meyer and Tantek Çelik are involved makes it even more interesting.

I’ve been meaning to get involved with the guys behind Structured Blogging, and adding Microformat support looks like a good place to start.

European Software Patents Directive

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

As reported in The Financial Times, a consortium of technology mega-corporations won a significant victory on Monday night when the European Parliament’s Legal Affairs Committee rejected proposal for large scale amendments to the software patents directive. This is really bad news. If the software patents directive goes through in its current form it could quite easily put me and many of my clients out of business.

For a clearly written explanation of what is wrong with software patents, please take a look at Richard Stallman’s article in Monday’s Guardian: Patent absurdity.

Please try to understand this: this is not an abstract political issue; software patents could quite literally put me and many other SMEs out of business, whilst strengthening the anti-competetive monopolistic practices of the software giants, which will mean less choice and higher prices for everyone. Write a short letter, fax, or email to your MEPs asking them to vote against software patents. You can find out who your MEPs are and how to contact them here.

Gary L. Reback, named one of the “100 Most Influential Lawyers in America” by the National Law Journal, and whose clients have included Sun Microsystems, Netscape, Oracle, Apple, Borland, and Novell, wrote an article entitled Patently Aburd in Forbes magazine in 2002 outlining all too clearly what the realities of an American style patent system were:

My own introduction to the realities of the patent system came in the 1980s, when my client, Sun Microsystems—then a small company—was accused by IBM of patent infringement. Threatening a massive lawsuit, IBM demanded a meeting to present its claims. Fourteen IBM lawyers and their assistants, all clad in the requisite dark blue suits, crowded into the largest conference room Sun had.

The chief blue suit orchestrated the presentation of the seven patents IBM claimed were infringed, the most prominent of which was IBM’s notorious “fat lines” patent: To turn a thin line on a computer screen into a broad line, you go up and down an equal distance from the ends of the thin line and then connect the four points. You probably learned this technique for turning a line into a rectangle in seventh-grade geometry, and, doubtless, you believe it was devised by Euclid or some such 3,000-year-old thinker. Not according to the examiners of the USPTO, who awarded IBM a patent on the process.

After IBM’s presentation, our turn came. As the Big Blue crew looked on (without a flicker of emotion), my colleagues—all of whom had both engineering and law degrees—took to the whiteboard with markers, methodically illustrating, dissecting, and demolishing IBM’s claims. We used phrases like: “You must be kidding,” and “You ought to be ashamed.” But the IBM team showed no emotion, save outright indifference. Confidently, we proclaimed our conclusion: Only one of the seven IBM patents would be deemed valid by a court, and no rational court would find that Sun’s technology infringed even that one.

An awkward silence ensued. The blue suits did not even confer among themselves. They just sat there, stonelike. Finally, the chief suit responded. “OK,” he said, “maybe you don’t infringe these seven patents. But we have 10,000 U.S. patents. Do you really want us to go back to Armonk [IBM headquarters in New York] and find seven patents you do infringe? Or do you want to make this easy and just pay us $20 million?” After a modest bit of negotiation, Sun cut IBM a check, and the blue suits went to the next company on their hit list.

In corporate America, this type of shakedown is repeated weekly. The patent as stimulant to invention has long since given way to the patent as blunt instrument for establishing an innovation stranglehold.

Aha! I knew it.

Thursday, June 9th, 2005

Pay attention ladies: Nerds make better lovers. Now, if you could please form an orderly queue …

Knights and Nooses

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

I just came across this on Hannah Wallach’s blog—this is an excerpt from a federally-funded, abstinence-only program being taught in US high schools:

Deep inside every man is a knight in shining armor, ready to rescue a maiden and slay a dragon. When a man feels trusted, he is free to be the strong, protecting man he longs to be.

Imagine a knight traveling through the countryside. He hears a princess in distress and rushes gallantly to slay the dragon. The princess calls out, “I think this noose will work better!” and throws him a rope. As she tells him how to use the noose, the knight obliges her and kills the dragon. Everyone is happy, except the knight, who doesn’t feel like a hero. He is depressed and feels unsure of himself. He would have preferred to use his own sword.

The knight goes on another trip. The princess reminds him to take the noose. The knight hears another maiden in distress. He remembers how he used to feel before he met the princess; with a surge of confidence, he slays the dragon with his sword. All the townspeople rejoice, and the knight is a hero. He never returned to the princess. Instead, he lived happily ever after in the village, and eventually married the maiden—but only after making sure she knew nothing about nooses.

Moral of the story: Occasional assistance may be alright, but too much will lessen a man’s confidence or even turn him away from his princess.

Huh? Apparently this isn’t supposed to be directly about abstinence (in case you were being misled by those cunning sword metaphors) but more about how girls can “keep their man”. Unbelievable.

Hell has officially frozen over

Tuesday, June 7th, 2005

Apple to Use Intel Microprocessors Beginning in 2006. Enough said.

Browse Happy

Friday, June 3rd, 2005

I hadn’t been aware of this campaign: Browse Happy — Online. Worry-free, until WaSP released this press release announcing that were handing over the campaign to WordPress.

As the Browse Happy folks say, “Why not switch to a browser that’s more secure?”

Make Poverty History

Friday, June 3rd, 2005
When: Saturday, July 02 2005
Where: Edinburgh, UK
A million people? Hmmm. There’s bound to be some nice girls in the crowd …

There’s the girl that I like,
Now it appears that she likes another guy,
It must be because he’s political and stuff …
I bet I can be political too!

Now I’m even more famous!

Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

Anglia TV came to the RE5ULT offices today to film a short local news piece regarding their recent award. It should be broadcast either this evening or tomorrow evening on Anglia Tonight, 6pm–6:30pm on ITV1.

How much more fame can I take?

Mail problems at dzr-web.com

Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

If anyone has been trying to email me yesterday or today and had their email message bounce back with a permenent delivery problem and an error message saying something like,

553 sorry, that domain isn’t in my list of allowed rcpthosts (#5.7.1)

that was due to a temporary problem caused by my hosting service (sigh). The problem should be resolved now.


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